An Era to Threaten Our Sense of Humor
They say that comedy is tragedy plus time. But how do we keep a sense of humor in an era of tragedy plus tragedy plus tragedy? I have … Read more
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President Biden Tasks MTG to Oversee Concentration Camps for the Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “To avert civil war,” Biden signs executive order to build concentration camps for the unvaccinated. Stating that he is concerned by the … Read more
Statewide Manhunt for Missing Parakeet Continues in Michigan
A manhunt, or more accurately, birdhunt, has been launched in Michigan this week for a missing parakeet. A statewide manhunt for a missing parakeet continues in Michigan this … Read more
President Biden Lists His Favorite Minor Incursions in History
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After warning Putin against any minor incursions into Ukraine, Biden listed some of his favorites throughout history. Odayshus Footinmouth, executive editor of … Read more
With ‘Pee Cure’ Trending, Amazon Does About Face: Selling Van Drivers’ Urine as New Covid Cure
Bezos’ company is now providing van drivers with at-cost water bottles, encouraging them to “piss away for extra pay!” and selling their pee as new Covid cure. SEATTLE … Read more
U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding
“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
Daily Covid Tests and Vaccinations to Become Worldwide Norm
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the pandemic still raging, people worldwide face the specter of daily Covid tests and vaccinations: Report. Dr. Anna Philaxis, SNN chief … Read more
Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more
SNN Uncovers Why Many Americans Remain Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The US has one of the largest percentage of unvaccinated citizens in the world. Our investigative reporter shows why. Next to the … Read more
