World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes

World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

No more deflated balls, please: UN Resolution calls on Americans to ‘Grow up, for God’s sake’ New York — A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of … Read more

Woman Claims to Have Never Been Raped by Bill Cosby

Woman Claims to Have Never Been Raped by Bill Cosby
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
J Crock

‘These baseless charges are highly unlikely,’ says Bill Cosby historian NEW YORK — In a 1500-word op-ed published in the New York Times today, Jackie Stelnick, a New … Read more

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run
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Sal Kingfisher

Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, … Read more

Perry Bad News for Rick

Perry Bad News for Rick
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Former rodeo clown and perpetual presidential candidate Rick Perry faces up to 109 years in prison. Rick Perry, the real life cowboy and former Texas Governor, might want … Read more

AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice

AZ Citizenship Test: Pride and (a Generous Serving of) Prejudice
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Genuine exam questions from Arizona’s new citizenship test Not long after being sworn-in, Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Douche signed a bill requiring the state’s high school students to … Read more

McConaughey to Wear Lance’s Pants

McConaughey to Wear Lance’s Pants
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Lance Armstrong to be played by Matthew McConaughey Last year, during that infamous interview, Oprah randomly suggested that Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey ought to play Lance Armstrong on … Read more

Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other

Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Sarah Palin delivered a speech that made the Kardashian family sound eloquent. Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and winner of Alaska’s Moose Calling Contest 2015, … Read more

King Al

King Al
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Duck Dynasty fan, the King of Saudi Arabia, found dead on a different type of ‘throne.’ This past Thursday saw the death of Duck Dynasty fan, Salman bin … Read more

New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis

New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during … Read more

America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway

America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more

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