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The Statue of Liberty’s First Message: “My Arm’s Tired”

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The Statue of Liberty’s First Message: “My Arm’s Tired”
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Statue of Liberty breaks long silence After more than a century of silence, the Statue of Liberty has finally spoken.  Yesterday evening, as the last few tourists ambled … Read more

World Cup Hemorrhaging Fans Due to Math Skills Prerequisite

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World Cup Hemorrhaging Fans Due to Math Skills Prerequisite
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Figuring out who advances just too much for many World Cup fans Every four years, the World Cup fan base gets smaller and smaller.  The reason: mathematics. FIFA … Read more

American Tourist in Italy Excited to Visit the ‘Sixteenth Chapel’

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American Tourist in Italy Excited to Visit the ‘Sixteenth Chapel’
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Seeking to broaden his horizons, an American tourist visits Italy American tourist and college grad, Richard Head, recently decided it was time to get some culture in his … Read more

Milk Stamp Boycott Highlights Extreme Lactose Intolerance

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Milk Stamp Boycott Highlights Extreme Lactose Intolerance
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Lactophobia revealed by Milk stamp boycott On May 22nd, the White House posthumously commemorated a new stamp in honor of Harvey Milk, the first member of the lactose … Read more

Kanzi, World’s Smartest Ape, Still Not Making Headway on Whole Poo Eating Thing

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Kanzi, World’s Smartest Ape, Still Not Making Headway on Whole Poo Eating Thing
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Most apes, like Kanzi, have what to us are very strange cravings Kanzi, the world’s most intelligent animal, sits inside his sunlit cage, dreaming of poo. This very … Read more

Amazing Race to Release ‘Sad Sack Race’ for the Rest of Us

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Amazing Race to Release ‘Sad Sack Race’ for the Rest of Us
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Amazing Race for the un-amazing The CBS finale of Amazing Race All-Stars 2014 did not disappoint, and the world once again was able to live vicariously through beautiful, … Read more

DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals

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DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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“What can we say? We’re looking for alternative and safer ways to make money.” – DC, Marvel villains It pays to be a good guy. On the heels … Read more

Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars

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Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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New Star Wars could launch post-presidential career “Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far beyond the reach of justice and peace, a strange and bitter conflict arose … Read more

Tiger Mom: “Get into Harvard, then come tell me Happy F#%ing Mother’s Day”

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Tiger Mom: “Get into Harvard, then come tell me Happy F#%ing Mother’s Day”
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Tiger Moms not impressed by standard Mother’s Day This mother’s day weekend, Yale Law Professor, Amy Chua, co-author of the well-known book, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mom, … Read more

Hillary Clinton Asks Woman to Throw Second Shoe, Matching Handbag

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Hillary Clinton Asks Woman to Throw Second Shoe, Matching Handbag
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Shoe-lover Hillary Clinton would like more, please. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as everyone knows, had a shoe thrown at her a little less than a month … Read more

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