Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/12/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Some Simple Solutions for America’s Problems
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
A Profile of the Burning Bush
Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the … Read more
ISIS Is Looking for a Few Screwed-Up Men … and Women
Join ISIS: The Answer to the Future You’ve Always Feared A Note from the Editor: Due to current difficult economic situations and due to pressure from First Amendment … Read more
New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies
‘Eggs Are Back’ – headline in TheAtlantic.com regarding new dietary guidelines Previous Warning: Limit cholesterol-laden eggs to one a week. New Recommendation: Substitute that low-sugar-no-pulp-no-flavor OJ with 16 … Read more
Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more
FAQ: Religious Freedom Restoration Act
Getting you up to speed on Indiana’s new “religious freedom” law Q. Governor of Indiana, Mike Pence, signed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. What’s the big deal? A. … Read more
ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick
Legos help ISIS spread fear When it comes to the promotion of violence, Lego doesn’t usually get a lot of attention. But according to a recent study led … Read more
Dangerous Animals and Situations in the Grand Canyon and How to Deal with Them
Handy guide: Confronting dangerous animals and other situations. What to do if you are visiting the Grand Canyon and: you are confronted by a black bear: Calmly stand … Read more
Rory McIlroy: The First Psychic Golfer
A recently uncovered letter by Rory McIlroy to Tiger Woods discredits the myth that golfers never talk smack. In the words of Confucius, he who drives well in … Read more
