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BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News
“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.” – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more
Secret Service: Clear and Present Wager
Secret Service director wants ‘fake’ White House to train agents Joseph ‘Joe Joe’ Clancy, the new head of the party-loving Secret Service, has just asked Congress to spend … Read more
Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more
A Bush vs Clinton Rematch
It’ll likely be Bush vs Clinton again. Comedians everywhere are rejoicing. You might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: Delusions of a Seventh-grader
Journal entry: September 9, 1981 (age 12) – Delusions Today, I become a man. Today, I start seventh grade. Outwardly, I may still look like a boy, but … Read more
Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban … Read more
Apparitions: Ireland’s Love for Seeing the Impossible
Just the latest apparition reported in Ireland’s religiously-fueled history Last Friday, in a Dublin pub, an American tourist claims to have seen and photographed the image of Christ … Read more
White House Down
It ain’t just the Secret Service partying at the White House Beer pong, flip cup, pill-popping, cocaine solution-drinking and womanizing. No, this is not just an average day … Read more
