Lost Journal: A Pain in the Neck Experiences Same
Journal entry: June 20, 2010 (age 41) – Pain in the Neck I have an intuitive sense I’m not intuitive. I have never seen Bigfoot, extraterrestrials, ghosts, or … Read more
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The New Political Ice Age
Long term outlook: Expect increasing rhetoric with gusts of empty blather to result in virtual legislative permafrost, and a new political ice age. “And that’s it for sports.” … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to. The headlines and news don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from … Read more
New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis
‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during … Read more
America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more
Kim Jung Un, Movie Critic – An Exclusive HT Cartoon News Report!
Kim Jung Un plays movie critic [This page is an excerpt from the Humor Times magazine. The monthly publication is available in print or digital formats, all over … Read more
Librarians! What Are We Hiding?
Are librarians still relevant? I’ve worked behind the circulation desk of my local public library for 15 years and I love my job. But that job has gone … Read more
99 Problems But a B#tch Ain’t One
Rumpled Foreskin, the novelist and short story writer, has just released a new book called The Jewish Man: Cynicism and Pessimism. The winner of the Pulitzer Prize in … Read more
Lost Journal: If Lewis & Clark Had Been Brothers, There’d Only Be 17 States
Journal entry: May 13, 2010 (age 41) – Brothers Before today, I had never been on a long drive with my oldest brother, Jerry. He’s been married since … Read more
