The News (Really) Bytes: July 2015 in Review

The News (Really) Bytes: July 2015 in Review
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

An irreverent review of the news for July Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint — Buddha — by murdering and repressing the ethnic … Read more

ISIS Endorses, Then Pulls Endorsement of Trump for President

ISIS Endorses, Then Pulls Endorsement of Trump for President
A writer, hack if you wish to have the true definition, who enjoys putting the weird thoughts that run through my mind to words. I mostly enjoy writing about things political, but for variety will occasionally post something else.
Mike Kelly

Donald Trump gains and loses his first endorsement on the first full day of his campaign Donald Trump, often referred to as “The Donald,” scored and then lost … Read more

Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’

Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more

John McCain Goes All John McClane

John McCain Goes All John McClane
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Pissed about ISIS, Senator John McCain ambushes the President On Sunday, like a rabid baboon, Senator John McCain emerged from the bushes and launched a vicious attack on … Read more

ISIS Is Looking for a Few Screwed-Up Men … and Women

ISIS Is Looking for a Few Screwed-Up Men … and Women
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Join ISIS: The Answer to the Future You’ve Always Feared A Note from the Editor: Due to current difficult economic situations and due to pressure from First Amendment … Read more

ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick

ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Legos help ISIS spread fear When it comes to the promotion of violence, Lego doesn’t usually get a lot of attention. But according to a recent study led … Read more

ISIS Now Going in One Direction

ISIS Now Going in One Direction
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

“I feel like I’m doing the right thing, it’s time to make my parents proud.” – Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction Zayn Malik admits that even he … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Satan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers

Satan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘ISIS is even lower than Hitler and Stalin’ says Beelzebub, in unprecedented move HADES – The Satanic Council announced today that a new and unimaginably horrific Tenth Level … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/15
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
Latest posts by Paul Lander (see all)

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

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