This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: You Herd it on Fox News

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: You Herd it on Fox News
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Fox news viewers are first brainwashed, then put through the “spin” cycle. When the emperor has no clothes you can anticipate a hasty “cover-up.” A know-nothing denies everything. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trumputin’s $yrian Conspiracy

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trumputin’s $yrian Conspiracy
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Trumputin’s scheme: concur and divide? For whaT REASON was Trump Putin office? Fools Russian where patriots fear to tread. Vladimerely wants to destroy our democracy. The US withdrawal from … Read more

Movie Review: “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”

Movie Review: “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”
Gary Chew was a classical music host, programmer and producer on Capital Public Radio’s KXPR 88.9FM, Sacramento for 18 years. He retired in January 2007. Read more about Gary's long and storied career here.
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“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” – a film review by Gary Chew There’s a narrow, two-lane highway just outside Ebbing, Missouri, along which a very big commotion comes … Read more

Plea Deals: Termites of Justice

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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The FBI traditionally offers peripheral players plea deals, working inward like termites of justice. The initial grand jury indictments in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation have dropped like … Read more

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