Breaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’

Breaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’

The “Dump Trump” campaign becomes “Dump Melania” campaign, after her immigration documents were found to be falsified. Just as Trump released more invective from the fictional world he continually creates, accusing Huma Abedin of being … Read moreBreaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/9/16

The Donald’s Trumpapalooza

Will Durst

The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper off Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena. Life in … Read moreThe Donald’s Trumpapalooza

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/24/16

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

Red-faced GOP’s anti-pornography amendment would ban images of America’s future First Model, Melania Trump. NYC – Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an “anti-pornography” amendment censoring well-known images of Mrs … Read moreIt’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King

Revealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King

Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany & Company in New York, who leaked … Read moreRevealed: Trump Plans for Coronation as King

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/23/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/23/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/23/16