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NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide

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NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more

Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…

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Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former CNN Host Chris Cuomo

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former CNN Host Chris Cuomo
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews former CNN host Chris Cuomo. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more

Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons

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Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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The Pros & Cons: Win a date (or possible marriage) with the Governor of New York! Obviously, Man has not completely evolved yet!  Sad to report, there are still stragglers … Read more

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don

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Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more

Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton

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Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

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What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?
Kristopher Wood
Kristopher Wood
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his Aunt Gina Tortellini. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more

Review: Comically Raging Politicians Take the Stage in ‘The Jerry Duncan Show’ in NYC!

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Review: Comically Raging Politicians Take the Stage in ‘The Jerry Duncan Show’ in NYC!
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Please note: The remaining shows have been cancelled, due to Coronavirus concerns. The producers hope to stage the play again when possible. The show did very well while … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show: Live from New York City!

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The Jerry Duncan Show: Live from New York City!
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host stars in his own real show, live from New York City! ANNOUNCER Live from New York City, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

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