Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more
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Trump to Extend Federal Protection to At-Risk Bully Students
Administration counters criticism by helping certain “at-risk” youth To try and stem all the criticism of the Trump administration for removing federal protection for transgender students, Sean Spicer … Read more
Betsy DeVos to Lead Christian Educators in 40-Day, 40-Night Death Valley Hike
‘Like Jesus and the Israelites, we shall wander for forty days and forty nights seeking the promised land of educational reform’ – Betsy DeVos NYC — Betsy DeVos, … Read more
Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation
‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have … Read more
Trump Rails Against ‘Fake President’
Alec Baldwin and SNL come under fire Trump has begun to realize that his overuse of the term “fake news” whenever anything critical of him is written in … Read more
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
Disney Productions to Release Animated White House Drama
Classic Disney characters to assume key White House roles For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using … Read more
Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
Feeling Blue in the Age of Orange Trump? The Humor Times Will Help You Through!
The recent election was a real downer for an actual majority of the country. The Humor Times is here to help you through the next four years! Yeah, … Read more
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
