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The Night Before Trump’s Christmas

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The Night Before Trump’s Christmas
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, … Read more

When Aphorisms Go Bad: A Poem

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Jerry Robbins
Jerry Robbins
Jerry Robbins is a graduate of Gettysburg College, Yale University Divinity School and the Hartford Seminary Foundation, where he earned a Ph.D. He is the editor of The Essential Luther (Baker) and the author of Carevision (Judson) and Provocables (C.S.S.). Jerry has published several articles and over 100 book reviews and received the Joseph Sittler Award for Writing.Since retiring to Florida in 2001, he has turned his attention to novelty writing projects.
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When Aphorisms Go Bad The tables are not turned The belfry has no bats The bridges are not burned No dogs rain down nor cats The wolf no … Read more

The Cancer in Washington: A Poem

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The Cancer in Washington: A Poem
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more

The Art of the Squeal: a Poem

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The Art of the Squeal: a Poem
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
Dennis Rohatyn
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The Art of the Squeal What? Quid quo pro? What don’t you know? We’ve got all the quid. You provide the quo. We offered a big bid. Don’t … Read more

Quid Pro Quo: a Poem

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Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda
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He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more

Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!

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Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more

Revealed: Trump Song Written for Ivana When Divorce Was Final

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Revealed: Trump Song Written for Ivana When Divorce Was Final
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Trump wrote song for Ivana when he divorced her, explaining that he expects his wives to look eternally young. Here it is. It has been reported that when … Read more

Trump’s Military Parade: A Poem

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Trump’s Military Parade: A Poem
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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The real reason the military parade was canceled Trump’s Military Parade Trump dreamt of troops in his parade, Saluting him from each brigade. Since he did defer– His … Read more

Night Prayer

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Night Prayer
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda
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Night Prayer: a poem Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Trump’s soul the devil keep. If from his sleep he never wakes I pray his … Read more

The Route Not Taken

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The Route Not Taken
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
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Two roads diverged on my Google Maps, And sorry I could not go where both led And drive one Tesla – lousy app! – I looked down one … Read more

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