Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, but only one optimally allows Baby Boomers … Read more

News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of his new administration the transporting of all … Read more