Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/4/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/4/17

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White … Read moreExclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/27/17

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, but only one optimally allows Baby Boomers … Read moreNew iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips with Russian officials concerning state secrets, the … Read moreTrump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

It Is Done: The Election They Said Couldn’t Happen

It Is Done: The Election They Said Couldn’t Happen

It’s all over but the wailing and gnashing of teeth: Post-election blues with Donald Trump. This page on the election of Donald Trump is an excerpt from an issue of the Humor Times magazine. The … Read moreIt Is Done: The Election They Said Couldn’t Happen

News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of his new administration the transporting of all … Read moreNews of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

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