Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Horoscopes for Jerks: July 2019
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope July 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know — right here! What? You don’t even believe in … Read more
Comic Relief: Top 10 Earthquake Resolutions
The Top 10 changes I’ll make – also known as my “Earthquake Resolutions”: Having a wake-up call like a couple of earthquakes in California has given me a … Read more
Democrats You’d Have a Beer – or Whatever – With
If you had to pick one of the 20 debate-qualified Democratic candidates to have a beer with, who would it be? Back in 2000, the presidential election was … Read more
Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more
Exclusive: Original ‘Salute to America’ Speech Uncovered
In this Humor Times exclusive, we present the initial draft of Trump’s “Salute to America” speech. In President Trump’s July 4th “Salute to America” speech, he said that … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews National Security Advisor John Bolton
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews National Security Advisor John Bolton. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Trump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book
Promises new textbook on American history will be “Greatest Ever” This reporter has secured an outline of some of the points that President Trump is going to cover … Read more
Trump Ends All Abortion Restrictions, Cites National Emergency
Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more
This July 4th: All Hail Il Douché
Fear not, citizens, those tanks are just part of President Trump’s brand new, fabulous July 4th celebration! As military tanks are secretly transported into Washington, locals can be … Read more
