Jared Kushner Introduces His Middle East Team
Kushner to implement a new approach In an exclusive interview, Jared Kushner announced the members of the team he has selected to go with him to improve Arab-Israeli … Read more
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Trump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President
Assembles own ‘Trump supporter’ team to do heart transplant (This is a reprint of an earlier interview.) To show his confidence in the President’s philosophy, avid Trump supporter … Read more
Putin to Move into White House Next Week
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to … Read more
Sherlock Holmes Asks: Why Didn’t the FBI Watchdog Bark?
Famed British sleuth says former FBI director James Comey’s testimony is ‘More full of misdirections and sleights of hand than a circus conjuror.’ LONDON – Sherlock Holmes, the … Read more
EPA Designates White House a Toxic Waste Site
The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. … Read more
Exclusive Interview: Ivanka Upset by Treatment at W20 Summit
Ivanka Trump insists she and her father are authentic feminists In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, Ivanka Trump Kushner confided that she was “hurt and confused” … Read more
Ivanka’s Contingency Plan for Husband Jared Kushner Revealed
Ivanka Trump Kushner: Taking care of her man A source in Ivanka Trump Kushner’s staff has leaked secret arrangements, showing that Ivanka is preparing for all contingencies, now … Read more
Macron Offers ‘Vulcan Death Grip’ Seminars for World Leaders
“L’idiot needs to be stirred, not shaken. I will show le monde how to do it.” – Emmanuel Macron PARIS – Emmanuel Macron, the recently elected president of … Read more
Eric Trump Claims Daddy Robbed His Piggy Bank
Eric Trump opens up about life in the Donald Trump household In a candid sit down with a New York radio host last week, Eric Trump opened up … Read more
Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump
There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day … Read more
