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New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead

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New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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Polls consistently show slight lead for former prez: “We love those patriots who still use landlines, don’t we?” said Trump. A new poll from Ipsos Facto Reuters shows … Read more

How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10

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How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Is that a pack of Grape Kool Aid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? How to tell if someone’s in a cult. In … Read more

Trump Sues Bruce Springsteen for Copyright Infringement

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Trump Sues Bruce Springsteen for Copyright Infringement
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Former President files suit in a Manhattan court for copyright infringement against rock and roll legend Bruce Springsteen. Former President Donald J. Trump has filed suit for copyright … Read more

Breaking Sports News: Tombs of the Original Baseball Gods Unearthed

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Breaking Sports News: Tombs of the Original Baseball Gods Unearthed
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous explorer has discovered the tombs of the Original Baseball Gods. SNN Executive Sports Editor and former MLB batboy Phil Phoulballze … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former First Ladies Melania and Michelle

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former First Ladies Melania and Michelle
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former First Ladies Melania and Michelle. MELANIA TRUMP (Eastern European accent) Live from under rock in backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more

Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!

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Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Pop Star Taylor Swift

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Pop Star Taylor Swift
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews pop star Taylor Swift. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more

Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!

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Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more

To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits

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To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more

Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”

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Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Mark Robinson is greater than MLK, proclaims the “world’s biggest expert on MLK,” as Trump refers to himself. Despite the North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate’s long, colorful history … Read more

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