‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more

Home Alone – Trapped in My House!

Home Alone – Trapped in My House!
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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Home alone for the Coronavirus pandemic. What to do? Last month I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed that I was home alone and I was being forced … Read more

In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond

In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond
Dave Richards is a writer from Las Vegas. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin.
Dave Richards

Instead, the game show host flirts with homely Wheel of Fortune contestant. BURBANK, CA — In a move that shocked the television viewing world, “Wheel of Fortune” host … Read more

Funnies Farrago: Popeye Is 90

Funnies Farrago: Popeye Is 90
R. C. Harvey, pictured here with his signature rabbit (Harvey the rabbit), is a onetime cartoonist and all-time comics chronicler, critic, and all-around cheerleader for the art of cartooning. Cartooning is the visual-verbal art form, the pictorial blending of word and image, verbiage and pictures, which, together, conjure meanings neither one achieves alone without the other. R.C. goes on at great length in his online magazine of news and reviews, history and lore, Rants & Raves, at RCHarvey.com.
R.C. Harvey

As we pause to celebrate the fact that Popeye is 90, we must also celebrate the comic strip in which the one-eyed sailor made his debut. Popeye is … Read more

The Trumpanos: A New HBO Series

The Trumpanos: A New HBO Series
Tom Ballard is the author of two novels, The Last Quack and The President is Down (“Best novel I’ve read in decades” -- Mark Twain), as well as the screenplay, Eco-Agent Man, and the stage plays, Get to Know Your Duck and Romeo and Juliet: The Later Years. He lives in Seattle with his pet geoduck, Bob. More of his works can be found at www.TomBallardArts.com and on his YouTube Channel: TomBallardArts.
Tom Ballard
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Screenplay for a new HBO series that’s bound to be a big hit: “The Trumpanos” Logline: “Orange Daddy” Trumpano’s crime family fight their way to the top of … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Alec Baldwin

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Alec Baldwin
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews activist and movie & TV star Alec Baldwin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows

Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

New reality TV shows each use a different twist on the old Superman TV show. Two new reality TV shows will make their debut shortly on cable networks. … Read more

Hallmark Channel Secrets Revealed

Hallmark Channel Secrets Revealed
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Our undercover reporter gives an exclusive preview of an upcoming Hallmark Channel show. Going undercover as a gofer, this reporter was able to get the inside scoop on … Read more

It’s Official Now – The Internet is More Annoying than Television Ever Was

It’s Official Now – The Internet is More Annoying than Television Ever Was
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was … Read more

Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It to Spock

Captain’s Log Stardate 2265 – Sulu Socks It to Spock
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

George Takei (aka ‘Lt. Sulu’) is now as famous for his puns as he is for being the first Star Trek helmsman. Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265 — Captain … Read more

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