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George Zimmerman always wanted to be a cop, now he’s one better: A serial hero! According to news reports, a few days after George Zimmerman was acquitted of killing Trayvon Martin in Florida, he happened … Read moreAfter Daring Crash Rescue, Newly Minted Hero Zimmerman Goes on Do-Gooder Spree
Smaller Twinkies seen as un-American Hostess Twinkies returned Tuesday but the new Twinkies weigh less and have less calories than old Twinkies. Reaction was bad. In Los Angeles black people rioted over the Zimmerman verdict … Read moreArgus Hamilton Comments on the News: Twinkies, Royal Babies & More
How many really think that a big black man with a gun killing a skinny white kid with Skittles would not have received a guilty verdict? Supporters of the George Zimmerman verdict say that with … Read moreReverse the Races, and the Verdict Would Be Reversed
As ‘Million Hoodie Marches’ morph into everyday fashion, racists at a loss as to who to hate, shoot It’s not just young hoodlums anymore, or joggers, or athletes warming up on a chilly day. Ever … Read moreHoodies More Popular Than Ever: Neighborhood Watch Captains Miffed
