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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Laxative and Lethal Injections: USA’s Very Messy Mess

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Laxative and Lethal Injections: USA’s Very Messy Mess
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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Boring lethal injections vs ‘exciting’ firing squad – America must choose, says judge In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Alan Kontreverski, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court … Read more

Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel

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Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel
Lee Mays
Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.
Lee Mays
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Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will … Read more

Problems in the Bedroom? Try Microsoft Sexcel

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Problems in the Bedroom? Try Microsoft Sexcel
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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Man tries unique approach to solving problems in the bedroom According to Rob Brady, or Flop Brady, as his wife cruelly labelled him, the best way to solve … Read more

Almost Famous, Completely Shameless

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Almost Famous, Completely Shameless
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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Some may call him a bum, but almost famous Alistair Cooper says he’s a respectable bum. At many festivals today, for a large sum of cash, you can … Read more

Lysol Introduces a Rubber That Really Erases

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Lysol Introduces a Rubber That Really Erases
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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She’ll love that you cleaned up your act with Lysol condoms! Lysol, famed for producing powerful toilet bowl cleaner, has just released a game-changing condom that they claim … Read more

Controversial: D-Day for Day-Lewis

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Controversial: D-Day for Day-Lewis
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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Daniel Day-Lewis gets a little too far into his roles Like calling John Waters slightly camp, referring to Daniel Day-Lewis as a “method actor” is an understatement of … Read more

Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook

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Forget Facebook, Think Faithbook
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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Faithbook: The blessed social network Undoubtedly, Facebook has been the top tool for social networking up to now, but a new and arguably more innovative social networking alternative has emerged … Read more

Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears

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Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more

10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People

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10 Step Guide: How to Win Facebook Friends and Influence Virtual People
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Keeping and impressing your friends on Facebook is a real art: Here’s how to do it. 1. Send gaming invites every day.  This is probably the most crucial … Read more

Game of Groans: George RR Martin Health in Question

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Game of Groans: George RR Martin Health in Question
John Glynn
John Glynn
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn
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George RR Martin pontificates on his unique style of writing Obsessive Game of Thrones fans are truly worried about their beloved author, George RR Martin. Why? Well, he … Read more

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