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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Reince Priebus to Resign RNC Position

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Reince Priebus to Resign RNC Position
Mike Kelly
Mike Kelly
A writer, hack if you wish to have the true definition, who enjoys putting the weird thoughts that run through my mind to words. I mostly enjoy writing about things political, but for variety will occasionally post something else.
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RNC Chairman Reince Priebus resigns after regressive votes In a stunning announcement following the annual spring RNC conference, Reince Priebus released a press statement that he has submitted … Read more

NRA Study Blames Lack of Exercise for Mass Killings

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NRA Study Blames Lack of Exercise for Mass Killings
Mike Kelly
Mike Kelly
A writer, hack if you wish to have the true definition, who enjoys putting the weird thoughts that run through my mind to words. I mostly enjoy writing about things political, but for variety will occasionally post something else.
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NRA Continues to Blame Victims for Their Deaths In their continuing effort to shift blame for mass killings from the weapons that have been used for these purposes, … Read more

Science: Distilling the Ultimate Modern Humor Article

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Science: Distilling the Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Researchers want to know: How can writers deliver the humor readers crave in a dumbed-down world? Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly … Read more

World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”

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World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more

Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time

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Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Bans Politeness

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New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Bans Politeness
Matt Nagin
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Matt Nagin
Matt Nagin is an author and comedian who has published four books, acted in numerous film and TV projects, and performed standup in seven countries. Some career highlights include the 2019 publication of his humor book Do Not Feed The Clown by Tenth Street Press, the poem “If We Are Doomed” winning the 2018 Spirit First Editor’s Choice Award, and an appearance on the Amazon series Hunters in a scene with Al Pacino. Matt's fiction has been published in Across The Margin, The Binnacle, and Void Magazine, and a story will be anthologized this summer in Rabbit Hole: Weird Stories Volume 5. Other experiences Matt is grateful for include performing his one man show Woolly Mammoth Panic Attack at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival (a show so licentious it almost gave his mother a stroke), and creating the short film, Inside Job, which won several awards at festivals. Finally, Matt spent several years as a Talent and Show Coordinator for The Gotham Comedy Foundation, a charitable organization that brings comedians into hospitals and senior centers. More info at mattnagin.com
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Bloomberg says his action, like the soda ban, will be good for New Yorkers, since releasing anger is healthy Propelled by the success of his recent soda ban, … Read more

North Korean Missiles Powered by Diet Coke and Mentos

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North Korean Missiles Powered by Diet Coke and Mentos
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Coke A missile shot … Read more

Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon

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Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more

Wayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’

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Wayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA, has been removed from his position of Vice-President, due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed … Read more

Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season

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Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more

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