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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School

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Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers, saying he became a bully only after being a … Read more

Parker Brothers Updating ‘Monopoly’ to Reflect Current Economy

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Parker Brothers Updating ‘Monopoly’ to Reflect Current Economy
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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New Monopoly to ‘better reflect the true financial times we live in’ Due to recent world economic changes, Parker Brothers has announced that it will update its world … Read more

Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire

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Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Things heating up as fact-checkers toil overtime The Romney camp announced today that it is sparing no expense in maintaining the safety of their candidate during the months … Read more

Rumors of War Spark Controversy

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Rumors of War Spark Controversy
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Invasion option: Seen as diversion from domestic issues? WASHINGTON — As if the president didn’t have enough problems with unemployment he was blindsided with even more disastrous economic … Read more

Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe

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Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Ted Nugent blasted the Republican Party’s nominee for President today calling him “a sorry-ass excuse for a Confederate leader” after hearing Romney pronounce his name wrong several times … Read more

Biggest Moon This Year May Cause Record Drunkenness on Cinco de Mayo

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Biggest Moon This Year May Cause Record Drunkenness on Cinco de Mayo
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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A new warning from the Astronomers Sociological Studies (ASS) group is being circulated around college campuses nationwide advising that this month’s full moon on May 5th may have … Read more

New Bill Would Put Legislation Up for Auction, Help Pay Down Debt

New Bill Would Put Legislation Up for Auction, Help Pay Down Debt
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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‘We already let lobbyists write legislation, so why not make something off it?’ asks Speaker John Boehner Congress is currently debating the “Fair Pay for Fair Laws Act” … Read more

Startling Poll Results Indicate Why Romney Can’t Win Women’s Vote

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Startling Poll Results Indicate Why Romney Can’t Win Women’s Vote
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Republicans are doing everything they can to turn the tides on the upcoming election and get the women’s vote, by trying to change their minds about Mitt Romney. … Read more

Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey

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Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more

Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo

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Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more

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