Argus Hamilton’s Column

Argus Hamilton comments on the news. Political humor and satire, brief notes on current events in the news.

Fun with the News: Repubs & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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James Bond will change his drink to Heineken’s Beer in the new movie Sky Fall. For fifty years he’s ordered a martini, shaken not stirred. In the new … Read more

Fun with the News: Washington & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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The Weather Channel aired spectacular footage of twelve tornadoes roaring through Dallas on Tuesday. It’s part of a twice-a-year ritual in the Southwest. Every Christmas and April families … Read more

Fun with the News: Hollywood & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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George Clooney led protests at Sudan’s Embassy in Washington D.C. Friday. He spent the week rubbing elbows with politicians, lobbyists and the president. After two days in Washington … Read more

Argus Hamilton Comments on the News & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to … Read more

Fun with the News: Dems, Obama & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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Coca-Cola rid its formula of trace amounts of carcinogen Friday. The original formula a hundred years ago included sugar, chocolate and cocaine. Everything was fine until the Germans … Read more

Fun with the News: Gov’t & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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Sasha Baron Cohen announced plans Friday to attend the Oscars dressed as an Arab dictator. He is a comic who likes to tease Hollywood for being pro-Israel and … Read more

Fun with the News: You Ain’t Seen Nothin’

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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New York Knicks new star Jeremy Lin made the All-Star Team Friday. His Asian ethnicity has worked for him and against him. NBA scouts saw Lin and assumed … Read more

Argus Has Fun with the News: Washington & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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The New York Giants enjoyed a huge ticker tape parade down Wall Street Tuesday. Actually there’s no such thing as ticker tape anymore. The brokers save all the … Read more

Fun with the News: JFK Affair & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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Jack Kennedy’s former intern Mimi Alford was interviewed on NBC News about their affair Monday. He took her virginity in the White House. Today it would be called … Read more

Fun with the News: Super Bowl & More

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Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton is the man Robin Williams once called "the Will Rogers of the Baby Boom." Argus' daily column of jokes on the news, now carried in over 100 newspapers across the United States, including the Humor Times, is also read and heard by millions on the Internet and on radio stations across the country.
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The Super Bowl in Indianapolis Sunday generated about one hundred million dollars in wagers according to Las Vegas sports bookies. That is as it should be. The whole … Read more

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