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Attack of the Giant Gastropods

Sep 222011
 By , September 22, 2011


In Southwest Miami a small sub-division is battling an invasion of the Giant African Land Snail. Not only do they grow up to ten inches in length, but they can eat the stucco right off of your home.

They also can carry the microscopic rat-lungworm which can transmit meningitis to humans.

Figures. The only creature that wasn’t made gigantic by radiation in a bad movie in the 50’s is the one we have to worry about.

Be seeing you.




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