This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace

It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more

McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th

McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th

House Minority Leader accuses bear band supergroup “The Country Bears” of inciting the January 6th insurrection. House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today revealed that a Republican-led investigation into … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Overinflation

Be careful the middle-class bubble doesn’t burst over overinflation! Greed accompanies Big Business. Cheap shots often become very expensive. Disinformation makes up for all it’s lie-abilities. Energy profiteers … Read more

Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters

Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters

“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature

Mother Nature is being exhausted, so let’s give her a brake! Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do the day after that. There’s no progress inertia. … Read more

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