This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more ‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists

The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own

To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess

Kim Jong Un Accepts Endorsement Deal with 7-Up

Kim Jong Un Accepts Endorsement Deal with 7-Up

New endorsement deal to feature Kim Jong Un as spokesman for the popular soda. To add to all of the swirling rumors and growing confusion concerning Kim Jong … Read more Kim Jong Un Accepts Endorsement Deal with 7-Up

Anti-Quarantine Protestors Express Frustration Over Shutdowns

Anti-Quarantine Protestors Express Frustration Over Shutdowns

Encouraged by Trump, anti-quarantine protestors demand action. Right-wing advocates Ander Anderson and Roger Dolt were two of the protestors present at an anti-quarantine demonstration held today in Hicksburg, … Read more Anti-Quarantine Protestors Express Frustration Over Shutdowns

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!

Celebrate Earth Day now for your presence in the future. The global warming debate: Speculating on weather or not. It’s not nice to fuel Mother Nature! Soon we … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!

Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys

Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys

President attends rally of pro-Trump turkeys to offset “rally-withdrawal” side-effects. Fighting the effects of “rally-withdrawal” symptoms due to social distancing guidelines, President Donald Trump today addressed an enthusiastic … Read more Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Real Fake

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Real Fake

Accuse the media all you want, we know who the real fake is! Trump, the unrealtor, sells lots of dirt. Not surprisingly, a terrible person makes for a … Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Real Fake

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