This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature

Mother Nature is being exhausted, so let’s give her a brake! Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do the day after that. There’s no progress inertia. … Read more

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!

In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!

Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more

The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021

The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021

Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Coup-Coup Catch You!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Coup-Coup Catch You!

You are the wall-nut! Coup-coup catch you! Trump just dropped in to see what condition his sedition was in. The tea party is frighteningly inciteful. Beware the true … Read more

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution

Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog

Trump is Putin’s laptop dog. Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame. Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least. Propagandists attack in formation. Republicans … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more

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