This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
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There’s the Good, the Bad and the Ugly … and Then There’s Sam Alito
Sam Alito is so ugly that he can’t even see his ugliness. Yes, Sam Alito is so ugly that he can’t even see his ugliness. I don’t mean … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
Let’s Send All Billionaires to Mars!
Why not just send our “genius” billionaires to Mars, and let them report back? Unfortunately, in the short time we homo sapiens have existed on this 4.5-billion-year-old Planet … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
Chap Ambrose Versus Elon Musk – I’m Betting on Chap
A neighbor and former Musk admirer, Chap Ambrose, rallies local opposition. There is nothing quite as pitiful as whiny billionaires. And the whiniest of all is the richest … Read more
Look Who’s Behind the Know-Nothing ‘No Labels Party’
The “No Labels Party” ought to be named the Nothing Party, for it offers nothing of substance to voters. In the mid-1800s, a new political party flared up … Read more
Let’s Get Real: Billionaires Are Nuts!
Let’s face it, billionaires are nuts: their grand schemes of social engineering almost always go badly for the rest of us. When megalomanic, multibillionaire barons of industry suddenly … Read more
The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incredible adventures await bored billionaires in a place they’ll feel right at home: Hell. SNN resident Witch Doctor and Goozakooologist recently returned … Read more
There’s Rich, Ugly Rich and Jeff Bezos
Ugly rich “Space Boy” Jeff Bezos keeps spending gobs of cash on vainglorious purchases, revealing his worthlessness. When I was just a tyke, cowboy television actors were marketed … Read more
