Let’s Send All Billionaires to Mars!
Why not just send our “genius” billionaires to Mars, and let them report back? Unfortunately, in the short time we homo sapiens have existed on this 4.5-billion-year-old Planet … Read more
Jeff Bezos
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/1/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Musk changing Twitter to X, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Don’t say gay’ rules, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
The Shame of Modern Corporate Management
Modern corporate management awards zero “productivity points” for thinking, conferring with colleagues, listening to customers, etc. For generations, workers have been punished by corporate bosses for watching the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/16/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the deceived Queen, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/24/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Exclusive: New Girlfriend Slugs William Shatner and He Sees Stars!
After being the oldest person to fly into space and survive, actor William Shatner gets knocked out of bed! The morning after William Shatner takes an amazing sub-orbital … Read more
There’s Rich, Ugly Rich and Jeff Bezos
Ugly rich “Space Boy” Jeff Bezos keeps spending gobs of cash on vainglorious purchases, revealing his worthlessness. When I was just a tyke, cowboy television actors were marketed … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
