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Mark Robinson is greater than MLK, proclaims the “world’s biggest expert on MLK,” as Trump refers to himself. Despite the North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate’s long, colorful history … Read more
Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more
Hurray! SCOTUS has ruled to forestall the scurrilous influx of so-called minority rights into our society. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capital Correspondent At last! The Supreme Court of … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Martha Stewart on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover at 81, doesn’t … Read more
Wall Street plutocrats like Steve Rattner feel free to chastise you for your lack of hustle on the job. Do you find it as charming as I do … Read more
House Speaker Kevin McCartney has reached his stride as he shepherds pet MAGA Republican bills through the chamber. House Speaker Kevin McCartney celebrated victory Friday with the passage, … Read more
MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more
Breaking news: George Santos was arrested today in Brazil, where he was hiding out after fleeing investigations in the U.S. Interpol officers detained a fleeing Congressman in Brazil, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more
Anybody can be homeless. You don’t need a driver’s license, social security number, legal address or even a legal name. By Larry Hankin aka Barnum Justice It’s getting … Read more
