Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”

Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”
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Mark Robinson is greater than MLK, proclaims the “world’s biggest expert on MLK,” as Trump refers to himself. Despite the North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate’s long, colorful history … Read more

Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug

Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
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Bill Tope

Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more

Minority Rights: A Wrong That’s Been Righted

Minority Rights: A Wrong That’s Been Righted
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Bill Tope

Hurray! SCOTUS has ruled to forestall the scurrilous influx of so-called minority rights into our society. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capital Correspondent At last! The Supreme Court of … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/30/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/30/23
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Martha Stewart on the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover at 81, doesn’t … Read more

Steve Rattner Explains Your Life’s Purpose for You

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Wall Street plutocrats like Steve Rattner feel free to chastise you for your lack of hustle on the job. Do you find it as charming as I do … Read more

House Speaker Feeling His Oats

House Speaker Feeling His Oats
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Bill Tope

House Speaker Kevin McCartney has reached his stride as he shepherds pet MAGA Republican bills through the chamber. House Speaker Kevin McCartney celebrated victory Friday with the passage, … Read more

Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’

Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more

Congressman Santos Was Arrested in a Dress, Chanting ‘Stop the Steal’

Congressman Santos Was Arrested in a Dress, Chanting ‘Stop the Steal’
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

Breaking news: George Santos was arrested today in Brazil, where he was hiding out after fleeing investigations in the U.S. Interpol officers detained a fleeing Congressman in Brazil, … Read more

Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike

Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more

How to Be Homeless

How to Be Homeless
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Anybody can be homeless. You don’t need a driver’s license, social security number, legal address or even a legal name. By Larry Hankin aka Barnum Justice It’s getting … Read more

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