Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
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ICE Raids Humor Times Offices Over July 4 Weekend
ICE raids of the Humor Times surprised the hard-working staff, toiling hard over the holiday weekend to deliver for the people. Acting on an anonymous tip, ICE raids … Read more
Trump to Star in ‘Spamalot’ Revival
President Trump has signed on for a 20-week engagement in the starring role in a Kennedy Center revival of “Spamalot.” Taking time away from his White House responsibilities, … Read more
Trump Rails Against Canada’s Greed, Duplicity
President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. … Read more
Trump University Establishes MFA Program in Creative Lying
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Brown People
An allergic reaction caused Secretary of Homeland Security to be whisked away to the emergency room. In response to an allergic reaction, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem … Read more
Barron Trump Enrolls at Trump University
According to online rumors, Barron Trump was rejected by Harvard – but luckily he had a solid backup. 19-year-old Barron Trump, scion of President Donald J. Trump and … Read more
Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
