Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/19/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/19/23
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jamie Lynn Spears being on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ doesn’t need to … Read more

Trump Joins Stars at Hollywood Bowl

Trump Joins Stars at Hollywood Bowl
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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A number of musical luminaries join the ex-president at the Hollywood Bowl to endorse him for the highest office in the land. Appearing onstage at a sound check … Read more

Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team

Deadly New Covid Variant Prevention Plan Introduced by Unlikely Team
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Witch Doctor has teamed up with the CDC to prevent the spread of the deadly new Covid variant called “Top … Read more

Trump Appears at Mt. Rushmore: Remarks Not Entirely Truthful

Trump Appears at Mt. Rushmore: Remarks Not Entirely Truthful
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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The former president and current indictee appeared at Mt. Rushmore to the acclaim of his rabid fans. Ex-President Donald J. Trump appeared beside S. Dakota Governor Kristi Noem … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/12/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/12/23
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the US Open, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!

Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more

Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League

Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Elon Musk charges that the Anti-Defamation League, the nation’s preeminent anti-hate group, has been bad for X’s bottom line. Mega-magnate and billionaire industrialist Elon Musk has vowed to … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show in Phoenix, Arizona

The Jerry Duncan Show in Phoenix, Arizona
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews his late mother in the hottest city in the US: Phoenix, Arizona. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more

Yes, We Can Stop Drug Price Gouging! Here’s How!

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Fleecing patients is Big Pharma’s preferred business model, but we can and should end drug price gouging. We human beings sometimes do some terrible things in pursuit of … Read more

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