‘This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit’: Latest Edition of HT’s ‘News in Cartoons’ App!

‘This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit’: Latest Edition of HT’s ‘News in Cartoons’ App!

New edition: “This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit: When ‘health care’ is actually ‘wealth care’ for the rich.” On our FREE Humor Times app! In the latest edition of the “News in Cartoons” Humor Times … Read more‘This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit’: Latest Edition of HT’s ‘News in Cartoons’ App!

Top Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency

Will Durst

It wasn’t easy, but here are the top positives of having Donald Trump as president. Well. That happened. Donald Trump didn’t just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his own progeny with a stunning electoral pummeling … Read moreTop Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency

Mike Pence Comes Out Against Many Other Words Besides ‘Deplorable’

Mike Pence Comes Out Against Many Other Words Besides ‘Deplorable’

‘Vice President’ is one of many other terms Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, says are offensive. NYC — Mike Pence, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump’s running mate, told the news media at a press conference … Read moreMike Pence Comes Out Against Many Other Words Besides ‘Deplorable’

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest Tour on Earth,” he keeps blurting out … Read moreTrump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

The Donald’s Trumpapalooza

Will Durst

The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper off Cleveland’s Quicken Loans Arena. Life in … Read moreThe Donald’s Trumpapalooza

Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted

Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted

Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting for a guy who has no experience … Read moreNear Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself of shoplifting most of His ideas from … Read morePlagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Packing List for Cleveland

Will Durst

The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going to happen, but every four years, it’s … Read morePacking List for Cleveland

Donald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics

Will Durst

Or, Donald Trump, a carnie with a glob of inedible cotton candy on his head. Donald Trump likes to brag he’s not a politician. And he’s not; he’s a hustler, a scam artist, a grifter, … Read moreDonald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics

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