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Our current president didnât ruin the GOP, he lifted the rock they were hiding under. Like most arranged marriages, the blessed union between Donald Trump and the GOP turned stormy even before Ms. Daniels arrived … Read moreGOP Bridal Remorse
Music for the GOP walking wounded I really feel for Senator Lindsey Graham, he’s so confused about his relationship. I didn’t say ‘their’ relationship — because ever since Trump’s ‘Bill of Love’ DACA pitch, Lindsey … Read moreA Little Bit Country, a Little Bit GOP… Music for the Walking Wounded!
New edition: “This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit: When ‘health care’ is actually ‘wealth care’ for the rich.” On our FREE Humor Times app! In the latest edition of the “News in Cartoons” Humor Times … Read more‘This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit’: Latest Edition of HT’s ‘News in Cartoons’ App!
The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to come up with a deplorable replacement for … Read moreRepublicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0
It wasn’t easy, but here are the top positives of having Donald Trump as president. Well. That happened. Donald Trump didnât just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his own progeny with a stunning electoral pummeling … Read moreTop Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency
‘Vice President’ is one of many other terms Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, says are offensive. NYC — Mike Pence, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trumpâs running mate, told the news media at a press conference … Read moreMike Pence Comes Out Against Many Other Words Besides ‘Deplorable’
‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest Tour on Earth,” he keeps blurting out … Read moreTrump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’
The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper off Clevelandâs Quicken Loans Arena. Life in … Read moreThe Donald’s Trumpapalooza
Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting for a guy who has no experience … Read moreNear Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted
Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND â The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself of shoplifting most of His ideas from … Read morePlagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf