Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)

Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more

GOP ‘Preemption’ Is a Euphemism for Creeping Autocracy

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

In the name of democracy, some claim they must usurp the people’s democratic authority. Let’s call it what it is: creeping autocracy. It’s always instructive to hear powerful … Read more

Bile Drips Down Mouth of Fox News Rainmaker as Righteous Ron Licks His Chops

Bile Drips Down Mouth of Fox News Rainmaker as Righteous Ron Licks His Chops
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

Fox News “rainmaker” Tucker Carlson had to eat his words, and offered a confession to his unthinking viewers. So, hatred clouded poor Tucker Carlson’s judgment. Imagine that. It … Read more

President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements

President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more

You Have a Constitutional Right to Vote. Right?

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Your vote is sacred, we’re told; it’s your fundamental constitutional right, for God’s sake! Or is it? Every election day, media outlets, candidates and political establishments practically shout … Read more

Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada

Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

Independent voters who swept Republicans into power now see the chaos they’ve unleashed and are heading to Canada in droves. Independent voters who swept Republicans into power nationally … Read more

Another Bowl

Another Bowl
Emeritus Professor of English at SUNY-Buffalo
Howard R. Wolf is Emeritus Professor of English and Senior Fellow at SUNY-Buffalo and the author of three memoirs, a novel (Broadway Serenade), personal essays, and many short stories.A Fulbright Scholar in Turkey and South Africa,he is now putting together a collection ofstories, EXILES BY STARLIGHT, and a play, HOME AT THE END OF THEDAY. Mr. Wolf is a graduate of Horace Mann School, Amherst College(BA), Columbia (MA), and The University of Michigan (PH.D) where he won a Hopwood for fiction. Howard lives in Amherst, New York where he writes and cultivates a small garden.
Howard R. Wolf
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Trump gets a fitting landmark, another bowl in a rehabbed former Queens police station near a red-lined apartment complex. Now that the Department of the Interior has designated … Read more

How a Clerical Error Made Corporations ‘People’

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

In 1886 corporate supremacy was born, breathing life into artificial, antidemocratic entities, to the detriment of we, the real people. There’s a historic date, which our country ought … Read more

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