Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more

Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!

Bear Me Out: The Trump’s Bogus Outing Was No Picnic!

Trump discovers his model wife is one Sandwich short of a Picnic! No picnic: Okay folks – just like Rand Paul, I wasn’t invited (or uninvited) to the … Read more

Don’t Reign on My Parade!

Don’t Reign on My Parade!

Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more

Little Donnie’s Ponzi Playdate #8

Little Donnie’s Ponzi Playdate #8

Step right up folks & see the Con work the origins of The Art of the Deal with his Ponzi Playdate! Little Donnie #8: Ponzi Playdate MRS. TRUMP … Read more

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more

America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!

America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!

Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more

Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!

Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!

Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization! If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze … Read more

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more

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