This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache

Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more

Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest

Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest

Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more

‘Petty Four Crimes’: Getting My Just Deserts!

‘Petty Four Crimes’: Getting My Just Deserts!

Just deserts: Busted! Busted at an ‘All You Can Eat Buffet’!   Getting my just deserts: Confessions of a Foodie! In a past life, my late husband & I … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity

Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!

Yes, it’s Trump’s Porn Star Trial, where femme fatale Stormy Daniels gets the last laugh & last Tango on ‘Dancing with the Stars!’ Yes, there is a Mr. … Read more

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more

Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!

Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!

Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more

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