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Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC â President Donald Trumpâs increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter habit, is the product of extreme and … Read moreTrump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
A tragicomedy — with apologies to playwright Samuel Beckett. The story in which 2 characters, Vladimir & Donald, wait for the arrival of someone named Mueller who never arrives… or it just seems that way. … Read more‘Waiting for Mueller’… a Tragicomedy
New reality TV shows each use a different twist on the old Superman TV show. Two new reality TV shows will make their debut shortly on cable networks. Coincidentally, they both have modeled the opening … Read moreStormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows
Whatâs your sign? Check out your and every other jerkâs Funny Horoscope April 2018, right here! What? You donât even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesnât believe in you! And you could be wrong. … Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: April, 2018
Hosts of ‘The View,’ Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar, interviewed on talk radio show. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Hosts of ‘The View’
White House post offered in settlement between Stormy Daniels and President Trump An anonymous source in the White House has just informed this reporter that an out-of-court settlement has been reached between Stormy Daniels and … Read moreStormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders
…Sarah Serves Up Phooey 6 AM on the Kitchen Front… Suburban Virginia “Mommy, that’s not fair”! SARAH Jimmy, don’t be a sore loser. Tommy got the last piece of Bacon – try again in 7 … Read moreHuckabee Kids Wear Wire at Breakfast
To foil the Mueller probe, Trump will begin surprising shake-up in White House staff, reports say. An anonymous source within the White House has just revealed to this reporter a new tactic that President Trump … Read moreTrump to Hire Miss Universe Contestants as Staff to Foil Mueller Probe
Whatâs your sign? Check out your and every other jerkâs Funny Horoscope March 2018, right here! What? You donât even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesnât believe in you! And you could be wrong. … Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: March, 2018
In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and feet, like they do on NCIS. (I … Read moreThings I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School