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What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope December 2018, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in you! … Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: December, 2018
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow banks.” MAR-A-LAGO FL — President Trump said … Read moreTrump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’
Lies of Biblical Proportions: “Someday they may even have the first ‘King of Lies’ – you know, ‘The Lyin’ King’…” ‘I love you’ was the 1st lie told by the 1st man & men through the ages … Read moreLies of Biblical Proportions
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 11/20/18
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did on Election Day… 10 and only 10… 10. Got us all out of the house on a freakin’ Tuesday! 9. Got Bill Maher & agnostics to church, synagogues & … Read moreTop 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th
Through osmosis (or a chemical imbalance), Actor Alec Baldwin once again proved he channeled Donald Trump too well. And just like Trump, a consummate actor, Alec Baldwin lived his role and took it to the … Read moreAlec Baldwin Scuffles, Settles Trumped-Up Charges
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope November 2018, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in you! … Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: November, 2018
“The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!” — Sign at Dnipropetrovsk International Airport (Ukraine) Welcome, boarding persons to Float Number 285, Ukraine Airlines. We fly Not-Stopping to London, Merry Olde England, … Read moreThe Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!
Black comedy movie renamed: “Weekend at bin Bernie’s & the missing pieces of Khashoggi” & the missing pieces of Khashoggi Satirically speaking this is not a laughing matter, but when I heard Trump say, “It … Read moreBlack Comedy Spoof: ‘Weekend at bin Bernie’s’
Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet …& for possible dinner & dancing. JUST IN: After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so impressed with Kanye West’s breathless oratory he … Read moreSmitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch