Fed-Up TechGiant Shareholders Demand Human Sacrifice
Shareholders of TechGiant stock have had it with the company after the stock price tanked again this week. While TechGiant grew revenue by an impressive 20% last quarter, … Read more
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Where, Oh Where Could the Epstein Client List Be?
Toying with us, Trump gives devilish clues on the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein Client List! Top 10 Places Trump Hints the Epstein Client List Might Be: 10. … Read more
Elon Musk xAI Fully Functional Time Machine Unveiled
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
Bombshell: Letter from George Washington to his Wife Shatters the Liberal Narrative About his Religion
A newly discovered letter from George Washington to his wife shatters a liberal narrative about his religious views. A newly discovered letter from George Washington to his wife … Read more
Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’
President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more
Things to Do While Waiting for the 2026 Midterms, Without Going Blind!
We can’t just sit it out & wait for Elon Musk to get Trump by his short hairs in the 2026 midterms – here’s my Top 10 Suggestions! … Read more
ICE Raids Humor Times Offices Over July 4 Weekend
ICE raids of the Humor Times surprised the hard-working staff, toiling hard over the holiday weekend to deliver for the people. Acting on an anonymous tip, ICE raids … Read more
I Was There When JFK Appeared on ‘The Lead with Jake Tapper’
Exclusive! The day JFK walked onto the set of “The Lead with Jake Tapper” – an eyewitness account. By Peter Merkl Suddenly, JFK was standing there on the … Read more
WWE SummerSlam: Trump vs Mamdani in Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) This year’s WWE SummerSlam features “Trump vs Mamdani” in the first-ever “Billionaire Bunker-Buster-Bomb Flaming Death Match.” The world of professional wrestling and … Read more
Trump to Star in ‘Spamalot’ Revival
President Trump has signed on for a 20-week engagement in the starring role in a Kennedy Center revival of “Spamalot.” Taking time away from his White House responsibilities, … Read more
