Whitaker’s Witticisms

Whitaker’s Witticisms

Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he would have such a way with words? … Read moreWhitaker’s Witticisms

Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Memorandum: Super Bowl LIII – Consider a Wider Range of Official Suppliers Date: January 12, 2019 From: NFL Properties, Committee on Suppliers and Sponsors To: National Football League RE: NFL 2019 Super Bowl LIII Sponsors … Read moreSuper Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

The Trump Family Intervention

The Trump Family Intervention

With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands on the Transcript… DONALD TRUMP I love … Read moreThe Trump Family Intervention

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say,  ‘Game is on’! For the longest time, I’ve been watching … Read moreMe vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

The Jerry Duncan Show at the White House New Years Eve Party

The Jerry Duncan Show at the White House New Years Eve Party

Wherein our intrepid talk show radio host attends a White House New Years Eve party. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good evening listeners nationwide. Is … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show at the White House New Years Eve Party

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’