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“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’
Truly the most wonderful time of the year: The 2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories list has been released! Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop the grandparents up. The nation’s patience has … Read more2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18
Screenplay for a new HBO series that’s bound to be a big hit: “The Trumpanos” By Tom Ballard Logline: “Orange Daddy” Trumpano’s crime family fight their way to the top of organized crime by taking … Read moreThe Trumpanos: A New HBO Series
Reading online dating profiles can be cheap amusement! After I parted company with my last boyfriend, I joined an online dating site. After a year of perusing profiles and meeting men for coffee, staying single … Read moreI Am Not Like All the Rest: Funny Lines from Online Dating Profiles
My Nixon story – how I handled our American scandal while in London in 1974. In London – don’t order the Spotted Dick… my almost International Incident! Enticed by a Prompt on an online Writing … Read moreNixon’s Waterloo… My American Scandal
Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE app, titled, Christmas Wishes: A restless country … Read moreLatest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump … Read moreTrump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Vice President Pence and former Vice President Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Vice President Pence and Vice President Biden
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18