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Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken

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Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more

House Speaker Feeling His Oats

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House Speaker Feeling His Oats
Bill Tope
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House Speaker Kevin McCartney has reached his stride as he shepherds pet MAGA Republican bills through the chamber. House Speaker Kevin McCartney celebrated victory Friday with the passage, … Read more

Desperately Seeking Liars

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Desperately Seeking Liars
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News, stuns the journalism world by announcing he is seeking liars — better ones. Recently hundreds of private Fox News e-mails and text … Read more

Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia

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Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The banking crisis calls raises lots of questions, and the Bank of Slobovia has answers. And products to sell you. Dr. Grabba … Read more

Take a Whiff of Elon Musk’s Ecological Paradise

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower
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Exciting news, people: Utopia is on the rise! Musk promises an “ecological paradise” for his workers in his private town. Space Commander Elon Musk has announced that His … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/21/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/21/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about weed on the Las Vegas Strip, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and Congresswoman Lauren Boebert. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more

DeSantis: ‘War on Woke’ Misunderstood, ‘My War is on the Word Itself’

DeSantis: ‘War on Woke’ Misunderstood, ‘My War is on the Word Itself’
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Florida Governor DeSantis says his so-called “War on Woke” is actually a war is on the word “woke,” not an ideology. In a press conference today, Governor Ron … Read more

Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package

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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Ukrainian president sent back most of a “useless” aid package sent by the well-meaning country of Slobovia. According to SNN war … Read more

Tucker Carlson Exposes More Media Lies

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Tucker Carlson Exposes More Media Lies
William Vaillancourt
William Vaillancourt's humor writing has appeared in Robot Butt, The Weekly Humorist & How Pants Work, among other places. Coincidentally, it has not appeared in other places as well.
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Other things besides the Josh Hawley January 6th tape that Tucker Carlson thinks are media lies. Tucker Carlson recently aired U.S. Capitol security footage from the Jan. 6 … Read more

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