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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/13/18
The summer vacation is a time-honored testament to all that is right about America. And often, not less than a little of what is wrong. We look forward to it for months. Calendars have been … Read moreHow to Survive Your Summer Vacation
Lovers of monopoly are waging all out corporate class war on American people — and they’re winning. America’s political history has been written in the fierce narrative of war — not only our country’s many … Read moreMonopoly or Democracy? You Can’t Have Both
Black Cat addresses lazy, superstitious humans Hello humans! Black Cat here and I’ve got some choice words for all those who have maligned me over the years. As you may know, I have recently started … Read moreBlack Cat Turned Life Coach Says You Make Your Own Bad Luck
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/5/18
New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he will be forming a new international cybersecurity … Read moreTrump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair
It doesn’t count, says Rudy, because it wasn’t in Trump Tower! Rudy explained, ‘Okay, it wasn’t held in the cushy New York Trump Tower – but in New Jersey’s Howard Johnson Bingo/Bunko/Banquet Room with Eric … Read moreGiulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’
Newly coined religious expressions / neologisms! Circumscribe: Circumcision applied to the Jewish order of scribes. Protestantism: An ecological movement founded by the Greek God, Proteus. The “Rappture”: Musical gathering featuring recent songs mostly by black … Read moreReligious Neologisms
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is not a candidate for similar treatment.” WASHINGTON … Read moreTrump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
Hi, Sugar here. I need to get a few things off of my chest. Hi, Sugar here. I need to get a few things off of my chest. You’ve seen the reports by now. Yes, … Read moreMonologue: Sugar Wants to Work Things Out with You