Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be sorry!” MAR-A-LAGO, FL — President Trump is … Read moreTrump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’

2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories

Will Durst

Truly the most wonderful time of the year: The 2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories list has been released! Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop the grandparents up. The nation’s patience has … Read more2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/10/18

I Am Not Like All the Rest: Funny Lines from Online Dating Profiles

Roz Warren

Reading online dating profiles can be cheap amusement! After I parted company with my last boyfriend, I joined an online dating site. After a year of perusing profiles and meeting men for coffee, staying single … Read moreI Am Not Like All the Rest: Funny Lines from Online Dating Profiles

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE app, titled, Christmas Wishes: A restless country … Read moreLatest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump … Read moreTrump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Vice President Pence and Vice President Biden

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Vice President Pence and Vice President Biden

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Vice President Pence and former Vice President Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Vice President Pence and Vice President Biden

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18

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