Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/10/18
Journal entry: December 27, 1989 (age 20) – Empty Nest Something is terribly wrong with my mother. I’m home on Christmas break from SUNY Oswego, and I was out with some of my childhood chums … Read moreLost Journal: Mother Fills Empty Nest with Larry Bird
Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report. CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has led to this exclusive report. We have … Read moreExclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?
Bad week for old white racist men It wasn’t what you would call the most favorable week for old white racist men. Then again, these weeks, not many are. How bad did it get for … Read moreLazy Stupid Ham Butts
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left in the 80-year-old L.A. Clippers owner. Donald … Read moreDonald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda
Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud puddle in an alleyway adjacent to the … Read moreDennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley
With no chance of World Peace for a couple weeks, what hope is there? OK, the news isn’t as bad as all that. “World Peace” is just a violent NBA player’s name. Make sense now? … Read morePoll: World Peace Suspended, Now What?
‘This should stimulate some action’ on the Sacramento Kings arena deal, say Maloofs Just one day after the long negotiations over a new arena for the Sacramento Kings fell through, Kings owners, the Maloof brothers … Read moreSacramento Kings Resolve Stiffens: Selling Naming Rights to Viagra
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA – In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution was unveiled today by the Sacramento Kings … Read moreSacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan