Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/3/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/3/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/3/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/7/15

Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Google Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire … Read moreGoogle Becomes Main Source of Knowledge in Universe; God Steps Down

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The headline news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14

Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine

Google CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine

“I am grieved at my own sophomoric actions.” – Google’s Larry Page MOUNTAINVIEW, CA — Larry Page, co-founder and CEO of the mammoth search engine known to the world as Google, released a shocking admission … Read moreGoogle CEO Apologizes for Inserting Creepy Subliminal Message into Search Engine

A Letter from Your Ever-Vigilant Friends at the NSA

Will Durst

Think of us at the NSA as your invisible friends Dear U.S. Citizen, Please accept our most egregiously sincere apologies here at the NSA for the difficulties and inconveniences the secret monitoring of your phone … Read moreA Letter from Your Ever-Vigilant Friends at the NSA

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