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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/7/17
Classic Disney characters to assume key White House roles For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using familiar Disney characters for political satire. Always … Read moreDisney Productions to Release Animated White House Drama
Being the first to see the new Star Wars has its perks! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Ah, the power that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie! … Read moreNew Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, We’re Mean! Bwhaaa, haha!
The new Star Wars sequel would only be made by Disney under certain strict conditions – leaked to us and now made public in this exclusive report! The independent expose website Wakileaks (yes, spelled correctly) … Read moreDisney’s Strict Conditions for Making New Star Wars Film Revealed
Enjoy a sneak peek at some of the songs Disney is including in the new Star Wars musical! Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J. J. Abrams … Read moreDisney: New ‘Star Wars’ Will Be a Musical
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/13/15
Forget the stingy, 88 minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop on the new Disney Star Wars movie! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and … Read moreSCOOP!!! We Got the Script from the New Disney Star Wars Movie!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 11/17/14
Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama put in place the final phase of … Read moreIt’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced