‘Super Bacteria’ to Enter Rio Olympics: Could ‘Eliminate the Competition’

‘Super Bacteria’ to Enter Rio Olympics: Could ‘Eliminate the Competition’

Analysts say that the population of super bacteria is so strong in the area, they could be the “last organisms standing,” taking the Gold in all watersport events. A drug-resistant strain of “super bacteria” that … Read more‘Super Bacteria’ to Enter Rio Olympics: Could ‘Eliminate the Competition’

Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD

Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD

Michael Phelps hopes “Bong-ercise” makes a big splash 22-time Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps made a big splash today announcing his comeback to competitive swimming. One of the reasons, Phelps claimed, was a desire to … Read moreMichael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD

Competing for the Olympic Vote

Competing for the Olympic Vote

In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic and international sports competitions. “We have a … Read moreCompeting for the Olympic Vote

Argus Has Fun with the News: Charlie Sheen & More

The News, as interpreted by Argus Hamilton: Charlie Sheen announced Tuesday that he is interested in being a judge on American Idol. He knows plenty about the music business. Charlie Sheen can take one look … Read moreArgus Has Fun with the News: Charlie Sheen & More

China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics

James Israel

>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China now admits it “meant full access to … Read moreChina Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics

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