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You’ve gotten your second COVID-19 vaccination. When will your life get back to normal? That was the headline in the Chicago Tribune (Feb. 25, 2021). Having gotten my second … Read more
Dennis Rohatyn
Nearer My Beer To Thee
Mayor Lori Lightfoot signs ‘Welcoming City’ ordinance update, ending Chicago police cooperation with federal immigration agents (Chicago Tribune, Feb. 21, 2021) “Mayor Lori Lightfoot signed an ordinance Tuesday … Read more
Animal Rites, Human Flights
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Chimpanzee-monkeys-and-lemurs-are-dead-after-15954528.php A great many of our closest genetic relatives have perished in the tropical Biblical floods. These captives down in Texas are among the victims of winter storm … Read more
News Trash
“Just days after voting to acquit Trump, Senator Lindsey Graham is publicly launching his effort to take revenge on Democrats – and he’s starting with Vice President Kamala … Read more
Now for a Sports Post: Jimmy G vs Patrick M
Okay, enough politics. Now for a sports post. Being a SF 49er fan, I just had to harp in on this with an uncharacteristic (for me) sports post, … Read more
Fama volat — rumor flies
Dear Editor, “Fama volat” — rumor flies. That’s what the Romans said, before and after every chariot race at Santa Anita, near the LA Mausoleum. Yet neither Kirk … Read more
Here’s Hoping for a Good Outcome, America!
Editorial on our hopes for a good outcome to the election, from the November issue of the Humor Times, printed on 11/22/20. We went to press before Election … Read more
Google Threatens to Ban the Humor Times App!
Ban the Humor Times app? You might as well ban political satire altogether! Google is threatening to ban the Humor Times app, The News in Cartoons, from their … Read more
Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
An Update on Our Good Friend, Comedian Will Durst
Readers starving for more of columnist and comedian Will Durst ‘s trademark humor — like me — will have to wait a while. Mr. Durst was hospitalized after … Read more
