BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a stunning event happened in a southern American … Read moreBREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied that lying behind his smug smirk is a pack of lies — at least, not that he recalls. In testimony this week before the congressional committee investigating possible Trump campaign … Read moreJeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read moreGod Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“Dear Leader” – the Latest Edition of the ‘News in Cartoons’ on our Humor Times App!

“Dear Leader” – the Latest Edition of the ‘News in Cartoons’ on our Humor Times App!

New edition: “Dear Leader” – Enjoy the latest hilarious editorial cartoons, reviewing the news in our Humor Times “News in Cartoons” app, available free! In the latest edition of the “News in Cartoons” Humor Times … Read more“Dear Leader” – the Latest Edition of the ‘News in Cartoons’ on our Humor Times App!

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read morePutin to Move into White House Next Week

White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers

White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers

Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave today via GoogleSeanceTM technology, the White House … Read moreWhite House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers

Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House had dropped the ball on the annual … Read moreMelania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’

Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’

“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the United States now has a brand-new Constitution. … Read moreTrump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’

Fake Inauguration Staged in Midst of Fake News Era

Fake Inauguration Staged in Midst of Fake News Era

Editorial: What America witnessed today was not a legitimate inauguration, but a fake one, for an illegitimate president, the ‘yuuuge’ loser of the popular vote, who gave a fake populist speech. Alleged President Donald Trump’s … Read moreFake Inauguration Staged in Midst of Fake News Era