Just What We Need – Another Border Wall!

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Republicans concoct a whole new xenophobic bugaboo to goose up their anti-immigrant demagoguery — another border wall. In the 1980s, many Texans were alarmed that hordes of immigrants … Read more

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly

Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more

Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’

Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more

Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw

Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more

Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s

Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more

In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times

In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President levels the most brutal of sanctions yet on Putin: No more political humor for you! SNN political correspondent Proppah Ghandah reports … Read more

Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine

Putin to Challenge Biden to Game of Russian Roulette — Winner Gets Ukraine
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Breaking News: Biden could save face (assuming he wins) over Ukraine, by winning a dangerous game of Russian Roulette, sources say. Slobovian … Read more

Putin’s Top Ten Excuses for Russian Invasion of Ukraine

Putin’s Top Ten Excuses for Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Chris O'Leary has been a working stand-up comic since 1990 and has worked with the best comics in the country, who are all far more talented than he is. He's a published author with Kitchen Sink Press, he's written for Shtick City Magazine, PolitiPod, and his jokes infrequently show up on late-night monologues. Please tune in to the RADIOLEARY Comedy Hour! radioleary.com
Chris O'Leary

Here are Putin’s Top Ten excuses for the Russian invasion of Ukraine: 10. Invasion of Ukraine will make the James Bond franchise seem relevant again 9. We had … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Presidents Zelensky, Putin and Biden

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Presidents Zelensky, Putin and Biden
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Presidents Zelensky, Putin and Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more

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