Donald Trump’s Strange Bromances with Duterte and Putin

Jim Hightower

The President of the United States says Duterte is his new buddy (as he builds a Trump Tower in Manila) and continues to suck up to Putin. “We’ve had a great relationship,” exulted a giddy … Read moreDonald Trump’s Strange Bromances with Duterte and Putin

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 11/13/17

Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling ‘a wet raccoon,’ … Read moreTrump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read morePutin to Move into White House Next Week

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips with Russian officials concerning state secrets, the … Read moreTrump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump and other world leaders over the height … Read moreVertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

Russian Nesting Squalls: ‘Nasty’ Truth Spilling Out

Will Durst

The truth is spilling out like pods of Russian nesting dolls Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the past, they probably have a drawer full … Read moreRussian Nesting Squalls: ‘Nasty’ Truth Spilling Out

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read moreTrump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

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