Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump
Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more
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Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
Trump and Zelenskyy to Settle Differences at WrestleMania
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the U.S Forest Service, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift’s skinny jeans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Macy’s, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 55th Anniversary of Sesame Street, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
