Putin to Move into White House Next Week

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read more

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump and other world leaders over the height … Read more

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format:   Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin.   Trump: @MelaniaTrump I have the best heart! So healthy. … Read more