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Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 12/26/17
The President of the United States says Duterte is his new buddy (as he builds a Trump Tower in Manila) and continues to suck up to Putin. “We’ve had a great relationship,” exulted a giddy … Read moreDonald Trump’s Strange Bromances with Duterte and Putin
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 11/13/17
The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling âa wet raccoon,â … Read moreTrump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read morePutin to Move into White House Next Week
Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trumpâs loose lips with Russian officials concerning state secrets, the … Read moreTrump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: The next will be âPutin on the … Read moreIvanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” â Vladimir Putin MOSCOW â The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump and other world leaders over the height … Read moreVertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
The truth is spilling out like pods of Russian nesting dolls Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the past, they probably have a drawer full … Read moreRussian Nesting Squalls: ‘Nasty’ Truth Spilling Out
The FBIâs wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum in Russia. Â WASHINGTON DC — The FBIâs … Read moreTrump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia