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The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling ‘a wet raccoon,’ … Read more
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read more
Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips with Russian officials concerning state secrets, the … Read more
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: The next will be “Putin on the … Read more
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump and other world leaders over the height … Read more
The truth is spilling out like pods of Russian nesting dolls Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the past, they probably have a drawer full … Read more
The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum in Russia. WASHINGTON DC — The FBI’s … Read more
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read more
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. Trump: @MelaniaTrump I have the best heart! So healthy. … Read more
