Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.

After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Texas Pete hot sauce, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin. ANNOUNCER RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN Live from under a rock in your backyard, it  Jerry Duncanova … Read more

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more

Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet

Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.

Putin has drafted the Bolshoi Ballet among the conscripts shoring up Russia’s military in Ukraine. But Biden is on his toes. Vladimir Putin’s military call-up follows heavy losses … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barron Trump, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/28/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/28/22
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2022 NBA Draft, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’

NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more

Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered

Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more

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