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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package

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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Ukrainian president sent back most of a “useless” aid package sent by the well-meaning country of Slobovia. According to SNN war … Read more

Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding

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Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more

The Aptly Named Fox News Channel – Where the Stories are Too Good to Be True

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The Aptly Named Fox News Channel – Where the Stories are Too Good to Be True
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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Like any fox, the Fox News Channel does what’s needed to succeed. Who says the Fox News Channel is broadcasting news that’s not exactly true? Who wouldn’t believe … Read more

Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered

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Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’

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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Texas Pete hot sauce, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin. ANNOUNCER RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN Live from under a rock in your backyard, it  Jerry Duncanova … Read more

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border

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Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more

Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet

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Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot.
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Putin has drafted the Bolshoi Ballet among the conscripts shoring up Russia’s military in Ukraine. But Biden is on his toes. Vladimir Putin’s military call-up follows heavy losses … Read more

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