An Immodest Proposal: Why the U.S. Should Occupy Greenland
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
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Trump Selects Famed Detective Charlie Chan to Head Anti-Elder Crime Unit
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!
Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more
New Upscale Games ‘Trumprisk’ and ‘Trumpopoly’ Coming
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe Biden About His Pardons
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden about all his pardons. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!
This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more
From the I Told You So Department
MAGA’ers getting close-up look at shitshow they put into office. What can I say, I told you so! What can I say, except “I told you so!” It … Read more
If I Were President: My Cabinet Based on My Own TV Viewing
My cabinet would be different, if I were president, and based on my own TV viewing. If I were president, I would, like president-elect Donald Trump, pick my … Read more
