Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don’t worry, it’s easy! Trump … Read moreTrump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Laughing Stock

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Laughing Stock

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews comedian Don Rickles (via heavenly hologram) and former President George W. Bush. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Laughing Stock

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Kanye West and Donald Trump

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Kanye West and Donald Trump

Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews Kanye West and Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Kanye West and Donald Trump

All the President’s Con Men

Will Durst

The Unindicted Co-Conspirator-in-Chief and his Con Men are buried in a blanket of sleaze. It’s almost impossible to measure the corruption surrounding Donald Trump and his faithful con men these days. It is huuuuuge, covering … Read moreAll the President’s Con Men

Editorial: The So-Called ‘President’ Must Be Held to Account for Attacking the Free Press

Editorial: The So-Called ‘President’ Must Be Held to Account for Attacking the Free Press

We join hundreds of papers nationally in defending the Free Press against a demagogue in the White House. The Humor Times is proud to join hundreds of newspapers and news outlets, large and small, all … Read moreEditorial: The So-Called ‘President’ Must Be Held to Account for Attacking the Free Press

Trade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products

Trade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products

Trump secretly fears China could remove his personal care products from the American market. Inside sources today confirmed that President Trump fears becoming a victim of his own trade war. Trump, who relies of several … Read moreTrade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products

Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit

Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit

Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting President Trump had this morning regarding the … Read moreTrump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit

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