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A comprehensive list of Trump’s latest ghost-written new books. Getting ready for the day he leaves office (which might not be far away), President-Select Trump has a whole host of ghost-written new books ready for … Read moreTrump’s New Books: A Boon to World Literacy
The Unindicted Co-Conspirator-in-Chief and his Con Men are buried in a blanket of sleaze. It’s almost impossible to measure the corruption surrounding Donald Trump and his faithful con men these days. It is huuuuuge, covering … Read moreAll the President’s Con Men
We join hundreds of papers nationally in defending the Free Press against a demagogue in the White House. The Humor Times is proud to join hundreds of newspapers and news outlets, large and small, all … Read moreEditorial: The So-Called ‘President’ Must Be Held to Account for Attacking the Free Press
Trump secretly fears China could remove his personal care products from the American market. Inside sources today confirmed that President Trump fears becoming a victim of his own trade war. Trump, who relies of several … Read moreTrade War Threatens Trump’s Favorite Personal Care Products
Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting President Trump had this morning regarding the … Read moreTrump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The president’s lawyers must wake up every morning wondering if they’re in the throes of a … Read moreKing Donald
Trump thinks he’s starring on a new show called The Oval Office Apprentice. Sad! President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, board games, two marriages, armed forces physicals, … Read moreOval Office Apprentice
In his unique aerodynamic coif, we can see the president’s entire philosophy of leadership. That’s why we need this detailed analysis of Trump’s hair. Many readers have protested this column’s tiresome history of taking cheap … Read moreTrump’s Hair: An Analysis
The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity? “GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.” New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News … Read moreSleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. The New York Times released a list … Read moreExclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49