Storm Warning
You donāt need a weatherman to see the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump. You donāt need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump are serious. And since the only … Read moreStorm Warning
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Trump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC ā President Donald Trumpās increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter habit, is the product of extreme and … Read moreTrump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Elon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space
SpaceX entrepreneur says he offered a “free space ride” to the president, and he took it. “He’s Starman now, and he’s in the driver’s seat, the way he likes it.” SpaceX and Tesla Motors founder … Read moreElon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space
Exposing Our ‘Populist’ President as a Naked Plutocrat
As a lifelong con-man, our plutocrat president* reflexively uses an extra dose of bluster. Why does Donald Trump constantly preface his outlandish lies with such phrases as: “To be honest with you,” “To tell the … Read moreExposing Our ‘Populist’ President as a Naked Plutocrat
What’s Killing America’s Middle Class?
It is said that the rich and poor will always be among us — but nowhere is it written that the middle class is a sure thing. Even in this country of grand egalitarian aspirations … Read moreWhat’s Killing America’s Middle Class?
Our War with the Country of Mar-a-Lago
Mar-a-Lago is the only Country where one side borders the Atlantic Ocean & the other — RV Hook-up Campgrounds! Don’t grab your Passport just yet — read the small print… Every country has a leader … Read moreOur War with the Country of Mar-a-Lago
The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Mitt Romney
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Mitt Romney. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Mitt Romney
Love Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
The lady doth speak for the President She tells the riff raff just what his words meant Armed with a broad grin and bold jutted chin Sheās a goddess to the top one percent I … Read moreLove Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase
Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit for inventing the phrase. “Melania and I … Read moreDonald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase
Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President
After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington to Hollywood, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Democrat of … Read moreKirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President