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Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting President Trump had this morning regarding the … Read moreTrump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The presidentās lawyers must wake up every morning wondering if theyāre in the throes of a … Read moreKing Donald
Trump thinks he’s starring on a new show called The Oval Office Apprentice. Sad! President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, board games, two marriages, armed forces physicals, … Read moreOval Office Apprentice
In his unique aerodynamic coif, we can see the president’s entire philosophy of leadership. That’s why we need this detailed analysis of Trump’s hair. Many readers have protested this column’s tiresome history of taking cheap … Read moreTrump’s Hair: An Analysis
The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity? “GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.” New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News … Read moreSleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. The New York Times released a list … Read moreExclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49
Three way with Trump is porn star fan’s worst nightmare My pal Dave has a big problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because heās a fan of Donald Trump. Just the opposite. Dave used to have … Read moreA Three Way with President Trump? No Thanks!
Despite blaming everyone else, the president appears to be his own worst enemy. You donāt need a degree in psychoanalysis to figure out that Donald Trump defines himself by his adversaries. The media. His staff. … Read moreHis Own Worst Enemy
You donāt need a weatherman to see the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump. You donāt need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump are serious. And since the only … Read moreStorm Warning
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC ā President Donald Trumpās increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter habit, is the product of extreme and … Read moreTrump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist