Biden Dissembles in State of the Union Address

Biden Dissembles in State of the Union Address
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Bill Tope

An honest, on-site account by our conservative reporter, as Biden dissembles during SOTU. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Gasping and coughing and stuttering disgracefully, faux President Joe … Read more

Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC

Future News: Trump Delivers Own Keynote Address at RNC
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Bill Tope

Normally reserved for a political “up and comer,” Trump gave the July, 2024 RNC keynote address himself. Tossing tradition to the wind, 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. … Read more

Trump Woos Black Voters

Trump Woos Black Voters
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Bill Tope

Ex-prez attempts to appeal to black voters during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Speaking to a South Carolina convention hall crowded with his boosters, former President Donald … Read more

Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform

Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The presidential candidate entity known as “Hoiman” has released the party platform for his election campaign. 2024 US presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance … Read more

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President

Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more

Good Prez!

Good Prez!
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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As the new President was led by leash to the podium, the inauguration audience cheered him on saying, “Good Prez!” So devoted are we Americans to our canine … Read more

10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President

10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
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Bill Tope

Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more

Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency

Universal Icon Aunt Jemima Declares Run for U.S. Presidency
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

World-renown business icon Aunt Jemima is throwing her headscarf into the ring for President of the United States. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN cool shit reporter … Read more

Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate

Donald Trump Wants ‘Humor Times’ Readers to Pick His 2024 Running Mate
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump says he’s too busy dealing with court cases, and would like a satire magazine’s fans to choose his 2024 running mate. … Read more

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