Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more
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Trump Demands that the Month of January be Renamed ‘Trumpery’
‘If Julius Caesar can have July, and Augustus has August, why can’t I have Trumpery? Anyone who says I can’t is fake news!’ – President Trump WASHINGTON – President Trump said today that he would … Read more
Check, Please
Donald Trump is determined that someone is going to pay for his wall. “Hola!” You had better get used to the greeting folks because, apparently, we have all become citizens of Mexico. Remember a few … Read more
Dear Noble Rustics Who Gave Us Our 45th President
A letter to you real and true Americans who chose this president to lead Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate developer as our 45th President because of … Read more
Make America Jurassic Again
Trump thinks climate change will be good for America, apparently. President Donald Trump possesses a style described by friends as virile and intuitive and by foes as oafish and oblivious. Some see him a breath … Read more
Eric Trump Claims Daddy Robbed His Piggy Bank
Eric Trump opens up about life in the Donald Trump household In a candid sit down with a New York radio host last week, Eric Trump opened up about what life was like growing up … Read more
A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. … Read more
Best Radioactive Spider Ever
Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming news alert editors, impeachment historians, ethics investigators, … Read more
White House Staff Bunkers Down
National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the White House’ cavernous basement — there’s Steve Bannon, … Read more
President Raskolnikov
Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a two-story bowling ball hitting the South Portico … Read more