Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
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Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild
Trump plans to Renovate Heaven, haul ‘Asses to Ashes’ living his Master Builder Dream! Top 5 Enticement Offers! THE DEVIL to Trump re: ‘Renovate Heaven’ project You can’t … Read more
Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!
Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
Giddy Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs Speaks! Top 10 Trump Phone Calls
Trump’s gift that keeps on giving: Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs didn’t just fall off a turnip truck & hit her head – she remembers all his phone … Read more
Not Every Stand-Up Comic is a ‘Dick’!
Not every stand-up comic is a ‘Dick’, but empathy for our own is hard! C’mon Andy – there’s never too many Smiths in Comedy! When we in Comedy … Read more
The Very First Academy Awards Show: Pages the Bible Missed!
The First Academy Awards started the soon-to-be dying art of accepting a shiny Graven Image among your jealous peers! First Academy Awards Presenter: EVE Voters: ADAM & EVE … Read more
Who Else in History Jumped On Stage to Disrupt the Show?
To make the ‘Disrupter of the Year’ feel less guilty, here’s a Top 10 List of historical characters who also jumped on stage! Actors Will Smith & John … Read more
Caught in the Trump Trap, Bolton Takes the Cheese
After calling John Bolton ‘A white furry pie-hole,’ the president set his Trump Trap with glee! Late last night, as the President usually ends his evenings; he put … Read more
