Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/7/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/7/18

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/7/18

Comedy Union Defends the Whole Human Race Against Latest Insult to Mankind’s Ego

Comedy Union Defends the Whole Human Race Against Latest Insult to Mankind’s Ego

Human race needs self-esteem boost, UCWA here to help! Look, the human race needs a certain level of self-esteem to make life bearable on this planet. But every time we almost get where we need … Read moreComedy Union Defends the Whole Human Race Against Latest Insult to Mankind’s Ego

Comedy Union Threatens to Turn All Politicians into Laughing Stocks if They Don’t Support Agenda

Comedy Union Threatens to Turn All Politicians into Laughing Stocks if They Don’t Support Agenda

The powerful Union of Comedy Writers and Actors (UCWA) can make laughing stocks of anyone who gets their way. For decades now, the Union of Comedy Writers and Actors has worked tirelessly to elect someone … Read moreComedy Union Threatens to Turn All Politicians into Laughing Stocks if They Don’t Support Agenda

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ?  Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

Trump Takes Aim at His Own Feet

Will Durst

Never question a four star general, but calling a Gold Star widow a liar is A-OK Like the previous week and every one since February, the last seven day period has been a perfect example … Read moreTrump Takes Aim at His Own Feet

President Trump Stress Disorder

Will Durst

A new strain of stress disorder is wreaking havoc on Americans. An epidemic is sweeping the nation, causing sufferers to experience feelings of hopeless doom, certain annihilation and cataclysmic collapse. It’s an existential plague manifesting … Read morePresident Trump Stress Disorder

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