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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/13/18
New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he will be forming a new international cybersecurity … Read moreTrump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair
It doesn’t count, says Rudy, because it wasn’t in Trump Tower! Rudy explained, ‘Okay, it wasn’t held in the cushy New York Trump Tower – but in New Jersey’s Howard Johnson Bingo/Bunko/Banquet Room with Eric … Read moreGiulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’
Who said there isn’t a transcript of the Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit? You’d be surprised at all the ‘down time’ on it! I happened to find this on eBay — okay, no free shipping, but… TRUMP … Read moreHelsinki Summit 2 Hour Transcript Found on eBay
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to: Spice Girls reunion and much more! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 7/30/18
“Frankly, it’s Obama’s fault. But America will no longer be taken advantage of by migrants who have abandoned their immigrant children litters.” WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump suggested today that hundreds of “ineligible” immigrant … Read moreTrump Proposes Using Animal Shelters for ‘Ineligible’ Immigrant Children
And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. “I WANT YOU TO SEE OTHER PUPPETS!” … Read more‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones
Putin’s puppet show was a good one. It was quite a shock to see the President of the United States bend the knee to Vladimir Putin and act as obsequiously as a Little Leaguer standing … Read morePutin’s Puppet
Trump wanted to end it all, but couldn’t remember the secret nuclear code word! Little did the world know that on May 31, 2017, President Donald J. Trump wanted to end it all, but just … Read moreCovfefe – The Nuclear Code Word Trump Couldn’t Remember
Be the first on your block to get the hilarious, FREE Humor Times app! Did we mention it’s free? New edition: “Donald Trump’s European Vacation” – a cartoon review of Trump’s recent scandal-plagued adventure in … Read more‘Donald Trump’s European Vacation’: Latest ‘News in Cartoons’ App Edition!