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Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet …& for possible dinner & dancing. JUST IN: After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so impressed with Kanye West’s breathless oratory he … Read moreSmitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday following a renewed … Read moreFBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 10/8/18
What’s with that Kavanaugh sneering face? I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it; we’ve all seen it over & over – that image where the Judge looks like he’s smelling something really bad! “Brett, if you … Read moreThat Face… That Kavanaugh Sneering FFFFFace!
Playing the TV game show ‘Jeopardy,’ the contestants take “Immunity.” Tonight, playing the TV Game Show ‘Jeopardy’ in the Trump/Russia/Thing edition are 3 lucky contestants. The winner gets 2 front row seats in every courtroom … Read moreI’ll take ‘Immunity’ for 500, Alex
To help celebrate the 50th episode of The Jerry Duncan Show, we interview “The Famous 3,” New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin and New York Senator Chuck Schumer. ANNOUNCER … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews ‘The Famous 3’
With Bob Mueller on the job, we all expect to see the headline ‘Trump Found Guilty’ eventually, but it’s hard to be patient! There I go, jumping the gun again! It’s not as if I’m … Read more‘Trump Found Guilty’ – Too Soon?
Brits weigh in on Theresa May and her biggest Brexit gaffe. Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has … Read moreTheresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
Stormy Daniels revealed that Trump’s tiny dick has a mushroom head like Mario Kart. Sorry, now you can’t un-see that! SAD! “The least impressive sex I’ve ever had!” Daniels says, contradicting the President’s former wife, … Read moreHookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation