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WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER Patient Medical Record Patient name: Constitution, U. S. DOB: September 17, 1787 Place of birth: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Location: Intensive care unit The patient is old and frail and presented … Read moreU. S. Constitution’s Medical Record
Jeff Bezos: ‘Trump can go to hell & yes, Free Shipping!’ Back in the 90’s, while living in my hometown of Maryland, I was pushing a grocery cart in the passing lane doing a big … Read moreTrump Loots America: Before the Fall
Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he would have such a way with words? … Read moreWhitaker’s Witticisms
The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing
Help the us survive in these tough times for the independent press! The Humor Times is a website, sure, but we’re also a monthly print magazine (available worldwide, in digital or print form), and we … Read moreThe Humor Times Needs Your Help!
It’s the one year-ending list worth waiting for: Will Durst’s After Xmas Gift Wish List! Way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his birth, but especially for blessedly ending all … Read moreAfter Xmas Gift Wish List
Donald Trump and global warming. Not what you would call your match made in heaven. Donald Trump and global warming. Not what you would call your match made in heaven. Rather, the pairing harkens closer … Read moreTurning Trump Around on Global Warming
Trump and Machiavelli: A match made in heaven Dear Mr. Trump, I was delighted to receive your Tweet! To answer your questions, I have taken the liberty of copying passages from my book, The Prince, … Read moreMachiavelli’s Job Application
“Eve of Impeachment,” a parody of “Eve of Destruction” by P. F. Sloan Democracy it is explodin’ The house of cards, it is implodin’ Our President, he is a traitor He laughs at us, and … Read moreEve of Impeachment: A Song Parody
Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE app, titled, Christmas Wishes: A restless country … Read moreLatest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’