U. S. Constitution’s Medical Record

U. S. Constitution’s Medical Record

WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER Patient Medical Record Patient name:  Constitution, U. S. DOB:  September 17, 1787 Place of birth:  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Location:  Intensive care unit   The patient is old and frail and presented … Read moreU. S. Constitution’s Medical Record

Whitaker’s Witticisms

Whitaker’s Witticisms

Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he would have such a way with words? … Read moreWhitaker’s Witticisms

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk … Read moreBored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

The Humor Times Needs Your Help!

The Humor Times Needs Your Help!

Help the us survive in these tough times for the independent press! The Humor Times is a website, sure, but we’re also a monthly print magazine (available worldwide, in digital or print form), and we … Read moreThe Humor Times Needs Your Help!

After Xmas Gift Wish List

Will Durst

It’s the one year-ending list worth waiting for: Will Durst’s After Xmas Gift Wish List! Way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his birth, but especially for blessedly ending all … Read moreAfter Xmas Gift Wish List

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Latest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’

Now available in the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: “Christmas Wishes.” In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor Times FREE app, titled, Christmas Wishes: A restless country … Read moreLatest from the Humor Times Free App: ‘Christmas Wishes’