It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves … Read moreHave a Trump-Free Day!
Night Prayer: a poem Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Trump’s soul the devil keep. If from his sleep he never wakes I pray his soul the devil takes. For evils of … Read moreNight Prayer
New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of … Read moreTrump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance
The National Society of Newspaper Columnists is set to honor winners June 9th: The Humor Times’ Paul Lander is a finalist, yet again! The finalists in the 2018 annual National Society of Newspaper Columnists contest … Read moreHumor Times Columnist Paul Lander is Again a Finalist for National Award
If Trump has turned the White House into reality TV, then it needs it’s own soundtrack. Enter “Make America Rock Again with Billy Freehold”! Almost daily, some commentator remarks that Trump has turned the White … Read moreMake America Rock Again with Billy Freehold
Copyright infringement lawsuit filed by pissed off humor creators. UCWA post #3. Let me explain something. Way back in ancient times—before the invention of fire—people had to come up with something to do during those … Read moreHumor Creators File Lawsuit Against Hundreds of Millions: You May Be Among Them
An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later: … Read moreEaster Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the infamous Citizens United decision that made corporations people, and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, … Read moreThe Supreme Court Now Says It – Guns Are People