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Trump said he would “drain the swamp,” but it seems he invited all his swamp creatures in. During the 2016 presidential election Donald Trump famously proclaimed he would “drain the swamp” in Washington, but looking … Read moreSwamp Thing
The summer vacation is a time-honored testament to all that is right about America. And often, not less than a little of what is wrong. We look forward to it for months. Calendars have been … Read moreHow to Survive Your Summer Vacation
Putin’s puppet show was a good one. It was quite a shock to see the President of the United States bend the knee to Vladimir Putin and act as obsequiously as a Little Leaguer standing … Read morePutin’s Puppet
Everyone’s got questions about Trump’s nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. The answers are all here, in “Frequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition.” Enjoy! Q. What’s the skinny on the nomination of … Read moreFrequently Asked Questions: Justice Brett Kavanaugh Edition
The Republicans attack with torches and pitchforks and the Democratic response is to introduce legislation to reform pitchfork safety standards. You don’t need 20/20 vision to see that the whole world is waiting for the … Read moreTorches and Pitchforks
The 4th of July: the loudest holiday Hey everybody; you know all that anxiety that’s been building up? Well, just let it go and relax now, because the 4th of July is here. The Great American … Read moreThe Loudest Holiday
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell did we get here? How did America … Read moreZero Tolerance
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The president’s lawyers must wake up every morning wondering if they’re in the throes of a … Read moreKing Donald
Trump thinks he’s starring on a new show called The Oval Office Apprentice. Sad! President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, board games, two marriages, armed forces physicals, … Read moreOval Office Apprentice
In his unique aerodynamic coif, we can see the president’s entire philosophy of leadership. That’s why we need this detailed analysis of Trump’s hair. Many readers have protested this column’s tiresome history of taking cheap … Read moreTrump’s Hair: An Analysis