You Can’t Do That
Trump has never heard the words, “You can’t do that,” from anyone, but soon may hear, “You’re fired” from the American people. All of Washington is vibrating like the foam on a latte in the … Read more You Can’t Do That
Will Durst’s Column
Constantly touring, comedian Will Durst is widely considered one of the best political satirists of his day.
Blow That Whistle Like a Spy
The president says the whistleblower is “like a spy,” but this White House is like one of those Vaudevillian plate spinners who isn’t happy until all the plates come crashing down to the ground. This … Read more Blow That Whistle Like a Spy
Football Debate
Both politics and football are sports that don’t finish until there’s blood on the field. You cannot comment on either one without your trusty basket of clichés. Got an embarrassing admission here. Was scheduled to … Read more Football Debate
How Congress Spent Their Summer Vacation
Alert! Alert! Residents should remain on the lookout for male and female politicians walking the streets disguised as normal citizens on summer vacation. Alert! Alert! This is a test. This is only a test. A … Read more How Congress Spent Their Summer Vacation
Labor Day 19
Are you kidding? Labor Day 2019? Already? How the hell did that happen? Are you kidding? Labor Day 2019? Already? How the hell did that happen? Didn’t we just scrape down the Weber for the … Read more Labor Day 19
Beat the Heat
Presenting the top ways to stay cool during the hottest summer ever. Humans cherish our seasonal grievances. In the winter, we enthusiastically complain about the cold. It’s what we do. In the spring, it’s the … Read more Beat the Heat
Soft Tissue Racist
Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot lousy stinking summer. We’ve spent so much … Read more Soft Tissue Racist
The Best Words
President Donald Trump claims he knows the best words, though while he keeps saying he’s got them, curiously, we never get to see or hear them. Nobody knows what the earliest word used by humans … Read more The Best Words
Tyrannical Twitter Tirades
President Donald Trump’s Chaos Strategy was working overtime last week with a series of typical topical tyrannical Twitter tirades. President Donald Trump’s Chaos Strategy was working overtime last week with a series of typical topical … Read more Tyrannical Twitter Tirades
Greenwashing the White House
Recently, Trump tried greenwashing the White House and his administration, claiming he had done more for the environment than any other presidency, ever. In a recent speech by the president, the former golf resort magnate … Read more Greenwashing the White House
