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Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, 63 percent of all aliens believe humans … Read more
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to … Read more
Exxon and the other oil companies have known for decades about climate change, raking in huge profits all the while. There is a constant flow of headlines these days confirming the mess we’ve made: “Looks … Read more
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. The recent statements that have been attributed … Read more
CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the overabundance of immigrants to California and their … Read more
Strong opinions and internet outrage are in serious danger of being depleted, say outraged experts. The internet is a great tool in which people can express differing opinions. Sometimes those opinions are strong enough to … Read more
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban on the terms “climate change” and “global warming” … Read more
We threw away billions on nuke and oil subsidies, where’s the urgency to transition to alternative energy? With global warming being nearly universally accepted as fact – even if some still stubbornly refuse to admit … Read more
Republicans Cry Benghazi Mother earth just keeps getting hotter Superstorms can’t be held at bay Drought is spreading all across the midlands Time for action fast slipping away And Republicans whisper Benghazi The economy it … Read more
Turns out, Al Gore was right According to a new UN report, there’s good news and bad news about global warming. The good news — it’s worse than we thought. Yeah. That’s the good news. … Read more