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Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, 63 percent of all aliens believe humans … Read more63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to … Read moreTrump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Exxon and the other oil companies have known for decades about climate change, raking in huge profits all the while. There is a constant flow of headlines these days confirming the mess we’ve made: “Looks … Read moreExxon’s Weapons of Mass Confusion on Climate Change
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. The recent statements that have been attributed … Read morePope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List
CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the overabundance of immigrants to California and their … Read moreImmigration: The Beginning of the End
Strong opinions and internet outrage are in serious danger of being depleted, say outraged experts. The internet is a great tool in which people can express differing opinions. Sometimes those opinions are strong enough to … Read moreAmerica in Danger of Facing Internet Outrage Shortage
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Floridaâs environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scottâs ban on the terms âclimate changeâ and âglobal warmingâ … Read moreCalling ClichĂ©s ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them
We threw away billions on nuke and oil subsidies, where’s the urgency to transition to alternative energy? With global warming being nearly universally accepted as fact â even if some still stubbornly refuse to admit … Read moreEmergency: Why Not Fund Alternative Energy the Way We Did Nuclear?
Republicans Cry Benghazi Mother earth just keeps getting hotter Superstorms canât be held at bay Drought is spreading all across the midlands Time for action fast slipping away And Republicans whisper Benghazi The economy it … Read moreRepublicans Cry Benghazi – A Poem
Turns out, Al Gore was right According to a new UN report, there’s good news and bad news about global warming. The good news — it’s worse than we thought. Yeah. That’s the good news. … Read moreTina Turner, Mad Max, Al Gore and You