This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

Plant-Based Beer and Bug Burgers: It’s What’s for Dinner

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Larry Kudlow, Fox News television personality and pretend economist who plays one on TV, complains about “plant-based beer.” Big Meat did a collective knee jerk this spring when … Read more

Pigeons Talk Shit

Pigeons Talk Shit
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.

A zoologist has deciphered what pigeons are saying, and it turns out a lot of their discussion is about targeting humans. Have you ever wondered what pigeons looking … Read more

G20 Summit Unveils Car That Runs on Human Waste

G20 Summit Unveils Car That Runs on Human Waste
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

G20 officials say that, in battle for climate control, cars running on human waste could be a real (and stinky) game changer. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Celebrate Earth Day now for your presence in the future. The global warming debate: Speculating on weather or not. It’s not nice to fuel Mother Nature! Soon we … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

[Our number] one disaster leads to another. If Trump wasn’t so stupid, he’d realize how stupid he is. Every horse’s ass believes he’s a stable genius because of … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more

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